Showerthoughts - 20d

A boomerang warehouse hit with a tornado wouldn't lose any boomerangs. ―Jony_Write, May 2015
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Showerthoughts - 26d

Belt loops are like belts for your belt. ―TheDankyDank, Oct 2016
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Showerthoughts - 28d

No other generation will know the horror of cleaning a mouse ball roller. ―sawser, Jul 2016
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Showerthoughts - 29d

Casinos should play monopoly with actual money ―Billobatch, Dec 2015
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Showerthoughts - 22 Jul 19

Sex is the only activity where hiring a professional is considered wrong and is often illegal ―DivinePrinterGod, Dec 2015
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Showerthoughts - 12 Jul 19

Legoland should have an "i promise I'm not a pedophile" day so adults can go and enjoy the park if they don't have kids. ―forshitzngigglez, Nov 2014
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Showerthoughts - 12 Jul 19

I am almost 100% more likely to click on a gif than I am a youtube video ―Unhired, Mar 2016
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Showerthoughts - 03 Jul 19

Considering i routinely masturbate and defecate in the presence of my cellphone, I should think twice before putting anyone's cellphone close to my face ever again. ―palmerry, Feb 2016
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Showerthoughts - 02 Jul 19

Pizza is eaten from the inside out. ―ischultz876, Jul 2016
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Showerthoughts - 02 Jul 19

McDonald's should create a $1, single-patty version of the Big Mac called a Lil Mac. ―Senecatwo, Sep 2014
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Showerthoughts - 02 Jun 19

There needs to be a fire detector that turns off when you yell "I'm just cooking". ―StarStatic, Sep 2015
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Showerthoughts - 28 May 19

When people say "I'd love to be in the zombie apocalypse!" They're basically saying, "I'd love to go on a killing spree and not feel bad about it" ―Catjak56, Oct 2015
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Showerthoughts - 22 May 19

If it wasn't for pizza, I would never know I liked pepperoni. ―Metropolis9999, Jul 2014
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Showerthoughts - 15 May 19

I spend so much time and money keeping my body alive and the only thing I get in return is shit. ―PM_ME_STEAMGAMES_PLS, Aug 2016
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Showerthoughts - 12 May 19

It's sad how the death of one earpiece of your headphones leaves the other to a life of neglect & uselessness for no fault of its own. ―floydimus, Jan 2015
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Showerthoughts - 10 May 19

I would be a lot more motivated in life if every difficult thing had a progress bar that I could see. ―Notablawz, Jul 2016
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Showerthoughts - 08 May 19

Homeless people should relocate to local Best Buy, Toys R Us, Walmart locations for the holidays. Get line for Black Friday. Then sell their spot in line on Thanksgiving night. ―Drowfire, Nov 2015
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Showerthoughts - 07 May 19

We put clocks in our mobile phones, so we didn't need to look at watches. Now we put mobile phones in our watches so we don't need to look at our mobile phones. ―darkdoggy, Dec 2015
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Showerthoughts - 06 May 19

Sunburn is actually pretty crazy. Something 93 million miles away is burning you. ―BBbroist, Jul 2015
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Showerthoughts - 05 May 19

If my dog has a pill that keeps mosquitos, ticks and fleas away from her for a month, why don't humans have the same? ―Lefty76, Jun 2016
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Showerthoughts - 02 May 19

I often wonder how many memories I am in. ―Chess87, Apr 2016
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Showerthoughts - 23 Apr 19

In video games, you gain XP from success. In real life, you gain XP from failure. ―porygon93, Apr 2016
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Showerthoughts - 13 Apr 19

There exists a set of finite actions that, if I performed them in the correct order, would make me a millionaire in a day. I just don't know what they are. ―i_like_yoghurt, Jun 2016
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Showerthoughts - 06 Apr 19

I don't get why people are upset we haven't invented hover-boards by 2015 when according to the same movie, we should've had a time machine back in in 1985. ―iZacAsimov, Oct 2015
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Showerthoughts - 03 Apr 19

I wonder if any children in third world countries receive toys as christmas donations from america and they happen to be the toys they made themselves in a sweat shop. ―nurse_jacqui, Nov 2015
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Showerthoughts - 31 Mar 19

Instead of the money spent on mice for marijuana studies, I would happily pay $10 to get high and run a maze. ―jBeardly, Aug 2016
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Showerthoughts - 29 Mar 19

Books have covers specifically so we can judge them. ―aRabidGerbil, Jul 2014
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Showerthoughts - 28 Mar 19

A package is a euphemism for a penis. A box is a euphemism for a vagina. Packages come in boxes. ―mrdudemanguysir, Sep 2016
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Showerthoughts - 25 Mar 19

As a gamer, I look at someone's Steam game list instead of their Facebook profile to see what type of person they really are ―Tamale_y_Pepino, May 2016
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Showerthoughts - 25 Mar 19

The only time I press the caps lock key intentionally, is to turn it off when I pressed it by accident. ―EatsRice, Mar 2016
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