Simpsons - 4d
Don't worry. I'm sure if something happened to your mother, they would have told us.
D'oh! [reads telegram] "Marge Simpson is now MIA"? Oh, no! She changed her name to Mia!
No, that means she's missing in action. [Homer cries]
See? Everytime we get a tree, something bad happens. [runs away]
I wish it were me instead of her!
There's still time. The recruitment office is right...