Simpsons - 8d

Kent Brockman:
Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charges that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down eighty percent, while heavy sack beatings are up a shocking nine hundred percent?

Homer Simpson:
Aw, you can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. Forfty percent of all people know that.

Kent Brockman:
I see. Well, what do you say to the accusation that your group has been causing more crimes than it's been preventing?

Homer Simpson:
Oh, Kent, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes.

Kent Brockman:
[pause] Well, touch?.


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