Simpsons - 2d

Homer:
Hey, what's lucky hooked up to?

Nurse:
A respirator. It breathes for him.

Homer:
And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker.


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Showerthoughts - 2d

The Rio Olympics are like the movie Titanic. We all know a disaster is coming but we are going to watch it anyway. ―ifurmothronlyknw, Aug 2016
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Fortune - 2d

Mosher's Law of Software Engineering: Don't worry if it doesn't work right. If everything did, you'd be out of a job.
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Ryuichi - 22d

I don't think that i will have money to renew this doman and eventually may go offline somewhere mid november. But the site will still be accessible from http://reiayanami.x10.mx/

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Simpsons - 05 Sept 19

Mr. Burns:
Yes, feel the weightless tickle of justice!


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Simpsons - 03 Sept 19

Anchorman:
Simpson scandal update: Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers!

Homer:
HEY! That's a half-truth!


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Showerthoughts - 26 Aug 19

A boomerang warehouse hit with a tornado wouldn't lose any boomerangs. ―Jony_Write, May 2015
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Ryuichi - 21 Aug 19

Japanese anime studio Khara moving to the 3D Modeling Free Software "Blender"

https://www.blender.org/user-stories/japanese-anime-studio-khara-moving-to-blender/
Japanese anime studio Khara moving to Blender — blender.org
”We finally got a 3D creation tool like paper and pencil.” The reason why Khara, Inc. started moving to Blender.

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Fortune - 20 Aug 19

I'm prepared for all emergencies but totally unprepared for everyday life.
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Showerthoughts - 20 Aug 19

Belt loops are like belts for your belt. ―TheDankyDank, Oct 2016
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Simpsons - 20 Aug 19

Bart Simpson:
I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows.


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Fortune - 18 Aug 19

I don't like to walk, and I don't like to paddle. -James Watt
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Showerthoughts - 18 Aug 19

No other generation will know the horror of cleaning a mouse ball roller. ―sawser, Jul 2016
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Simpsons - 18 Aug 19

Lisa Simpson:
Sure, life is full of pain and misery, but the trick is to enjoy the few good things in the moment.

Homer Simpson:
Yeah, stupid. Stop thinking about having fun and have it.


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Fortune - 17 Aug 19

Becoming an overnight success usually takes years.
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Showerthoughts - 17 Aug 19

Casinos should play monopoly with actual money ―Billobatch, Dec 2015
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Simpsons - 17 Aug 19

Homer Simpson:
This place is nothing like Animal House. I smashed a beatnik's guitar and he sued me for damages... successfully!


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